Apostrophos Kokkopuffs

"I think we all DON'T know what I'm talking about. That is a...MYSTERIOS! AH HA HA HA!" -Apostrophos Kokkopuffs

Apostrophos Kokkopuffs is an L.A. based prop-comic who appears on The Dick Show. He is not to be confused with Asterios Kokkinos.

Apostrophos made his Dick Show debut on episode 135 - "Dick on the Asterios Puppet," wherein he plugged his new Christmas album and ruined  the voicemail session. When he's not spilling glitter all over Dick's house Apostrophos can be found collecting rare sauces. At one point he possessed two of the last remaining packets of McDonald's Szechuan Sauce however this supply was compromised when Dick Show lawyer Kian Magaña ate one of his beloved sauces live on-air. Apostrophos made a patreon to support himself until he has enough money to re-invest in the sauce market.

Apostrophos believes in tipping as well as the importance of paying women in chivalry to show them your "good boy points." As a socially-conscious entertainer Apostrophos staunchly condemns foul language, often blowing an air-horn or pulling a party popper when someone uses "naughty no no words" on-air. A frequent Costco patron, Apostrophos never leaves without purchasing several pounds of cheesecake. His Twitter is updated frequently and can be found here.