Vito Gesualdi

Vito Gesualdi (pronounced JIZZ-waldi) is an American actor and internet personality closely affiliated with The Dick Show. He is the creator of the card game ENEMY WEAPON and runs a popular YouTube channel where he discusses Star Wars, pop culture, and Star Wars. He is very active on Twitter and is not to be confused with Asterios Kokkinos.

The Fluids of the Goddess
Vito made his Dick Show debut on episode 163 after Dick discovered a video of him vaping Belle Delphine's bathwater. He elaborated that the video was a joke and made with a fake bathwater bottle, though, like any joke, the vast majority of people didn't get it and he quickly became the face of "fat cuck neckbeard faggots." Rumors spread that he had contracted herpes from the water, and that he had died, and his YouTube video was reposted on the r/justneckbeardthings subreddit several dozen times.

"There're a lot of pathetic people out there who are obsessed with the idea that someone out there is more pathetic than them. They're like 'well at least I'm not THAT fuck,' when it's like you're worse than that fuck dude because he just trolled you upside down."

Vito explained that anyone who watched the video to completion would understand the joke, though those who only caught snippets of it were the ones in his comments and DM's telling him that he's a virgin with rage, should go to Greenland, and that he is a disappointment to the white race. He, Dick and Sean held a lengthy insight into the outrage over not only his video but the appeal of Belle Delphine herself; calling her a brilliant comedian and someone who has capitalized off monetized sexuality in some of the most creative ways imaginable.

Vito in the Bunker
Vito appeared in-studio for episode 167 to discuss white women fucking dogs. He also provided his analysis of The Great Maddox Meltdown and The LOLsuit followed by a thorough dissertation of Maddox's weird earthquake video.

He returned for the infamous episode 172 and the beloved episode 178 where he explained ENEMY WEAPON, his card game which is already funnier than that Carbs Against Mediocrity or whatever the fuck. Vito has made repeated appearances since then and could quite possibly be the winner of Dick's quest for the co-host with the mo-most, a journey he started way back in 2016 in search of the perfect co-host. Fans have been kind to Vito and many enjoy the banter he brings to the show, offering opinions from a different perspective than Dick and sometimes even coming to heads with the vox populi of the Dick Show community.

Biggest Problem Reboot
Vito is now co-hosting the Biggest Problem reboot with Dick Masterson.

Trivia

 * Vito considers himself a "dirty liberal" due to his political views being more left-leaning than those of Dick.
 * Vito's high school principal was none other than international outlaw and pedophile Steven Meyers.