David Clegg

"I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!"

-David Clegg

David Clegg (also known as KingCritic) was a former podcaster, former YouTuber and former member of the Dick Show and Madcast Media communities. Clegg made several attempts to establish himself as an internet entertainer in late 2016 but did so very poorly. Though he was once active on various platforms, this page will document his interactions among members of the Dick Show community.

The Maddox in the Mirror
Clegg was discovered in the Dick Show Facebook group (and later the subreddit) calling Dick a liar and accusing him of spinning the goss against Maddox and his ilk. Dick invited Clegg onto the show on episode 17. Clegg seemed level-headed at first but quickly fell apart when Dick pressed him to backup his claims on what exactly he was lying about. Clegg's argument collapsed immediately and his rebuttals were so awful that Sean paused to express his legitimate concern that Clegg was actually Asterios Kokkinos doing a voice. Dick accused Clegg of being an autism who lies for attention. On a more sinister note, Mumkey Jones recounted on The Dick Show episode 101 that he used to talk to Clegg on the regular and was once subject to a distraught Clegg ranting about a 16 year old girl whose parents forbade him from speaking to their daughter. It was in this same interaction that Clegg expressed his intention to marry an underage virgin because all other women were "impure" in his eyes. Both Mumkey and Dick Masterson likened Clegg's heinous interpretation of courtship to that of infamous mass murderer Elliot Rodger.

Fight Night! with Kimball and Clegg
On episode 19 of The Dick Show, Dustin brought in a Dickhead named Max "Silver Hammer" Kimball, a Minnesotan warrior who pledged to publicly box David Clegg in Dick's honor. Dick was initially hesitant to condone violence among the community however he quickly changed his stance after Clegg answered Kimball's challenge. Preparations for the fight were halted when Clegg, Kimball and Asterios spontaneously started a podcast called ''Fight Night! with Kimball and Clegg''.

Fight Night! held three episodes, two of which featured Asterios. Kimball appeared on The Dick Show after the release of episode 3 to complain about Clegg's poor podcasting etiquette and consistent tardiness to recordings of the show. Clegg later accused Kimball of exercising deceptive editing.

On episode 4 of Fight Night! Asterios and Kimball probed Clegg on his affinity for hentai, specifically of the loli variety. Clegg later attacked Kimball for playing clips of him flubbing on The Dick Show without his consent. Asterios took a jab at Clegg, asking what he could possibly know about consent, causing Clegg to scream and break his headset. Clegg was never heard on The Dick Show again though he remains a fondly-remembered, if not infamous, topic of discussion among members of the community.

If you wish to go deeper down the rabbit hole on Clegg, I recommend going here and here.