Rocketman

Rocketman is a friend of Dick Masterson. Though never appearing on the show, many an accolade of his has been spoken of by Dick, describing a small, fiesty aerospace engineer who works for NASA and is training to become an astronaut. He is perhaps the only man Dick fears in this world.

"I want him to go to space because I don't want him on this planet."

-Dick

Rocketman is described by Dick as "living in a simulated world." The man is filterless and is known to do and say whatever he wants. No bar in Los Angeles is safe from Rocketman - for he is an even bigger menace to the average bar-goer than Dick and Sean combined. When not inebriated, Rocketman frequently breaks chairs, glasses, shuffleboard rods and pool cues seemingly without repurcussion. Things change a few beers deep. Rocketman often reaches a blood alcohol level where he pretends to not have any bones. He also does handstands in his chair. Bouncers who attempt to remove Rocketman from their premeses will be met with staunch counter-offensive. Rocketman raises his arms and dangles his feet so that the only way he will leave is if he's carried out.