Waut3rboi

Waut3rboi (pronounced "water-boy") is a musician and friend of the show. He is the composer of the Dick Show theme song and has made a handful of appearances since the show's debut. His house is full of birds. You can check out his music here.

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Waut3rboi contacted Maddox, for whom he had worked for in the past, to urge him to redact DickLies. His aim was to talk some sense into the man whilst also sharing his grievances with both Maddox and Dick. Waut3rboi sent his interactions with Maddox to Dick, who wasted no time in posting them on Twitter:

"Well I'm pretty fucking tired of being abused by these dipshits. Here's what I owe you guys: NOTHING. I don't owe you shit. I don't owe you a podcast. I don't owe you entertainment. I don't owe Dax the fanbase. I don't owe anyone any explanation of my personal life or of my ex-girlfriend or any of this shit. It's time everyone fucked off and leave me alone. 

''You owe me your gratitude for all the years of free content at my expense. If you don't like 'it - don't listen. I don't care. How about a fucking "thank you." Dax got into UCB because of me. Dax has a podcast now because of me. Dax has a girlfriend now because of me. Dax has a house now because of me. How much more is he gonna use me for? FUCK HIM AND FUCK THE FANS WHO TOOK ME FOR GRANTED. I'M DONE, DUDE."''

"Harassing and meddling in other people's lives is crossing the line, dude."

-George Ouzounian, age 41

Minutes after Dick uploaded the chat Waut3rboi returned with a fresh batch:

"You're leaking my private conversations that you promised not to share now? Coward. Okay, enough is enough; I'm doing what I have to do. The problem with 'leaks' is that they go both way [sic]. I can leak your private information too. I'm going to go public. People are going to lose their jobs and it's going to be on your head. So thanks.

"What're you gonna leak of mine? I really don't feel I'm that big of a figure.

"Then stop it! Fix this bullshit you lied to me. I guess you don't have a problem lying. Say the leak is fake and leave me the fuck alone.

"Why would I say it's fake?

"Cause you wanna save peoples' jobs?"

"No one would believe it."

Days prior to this interaction Waut3rboi told Maddox he was not "on the defense" as Maddox perceived himself to be and that despite what he may tell himself and the fans, it's Maddox who is constantly on the attack trying to ruin Dick's life - not the other way around.