Coach

Coach (referred to by Dick as "My Life Coach") is Dick's best friend and member of the Dick Show crew. Named for his sagelike nature and infinite wisdom, Coach is the glue that has held Dick's life together since the late 2000's and has provided both he and members of the community with valuable advice. Coach is a family man who lives in the Los Angeles area with his wife and two boys.

On the Road
Coach joined Road Rage: Chicago where he appeared alongside Madcucks, Asterios, and Peach Saliva. He returned for Road Rage: Dallas and the second Los Angeles show. Coach returned in 2019 for Road Rage: Vegas.

Foul Ball
During a bonus episode taping in mid 2018 Dick held a special segment where members of the Dick Show Discord could call in and ask Coach for advice. Things went swimmingly until a Dickhead called in and expressed his desire to end his own life, revealing that he had attempted to hang himself just two day prior. Naturally this prompted a very severe reaction from Dick and Coach, who adamantly demanded the caller seek immediate help from friends and family. The episode ended sourly. Coach returned the following week to administer parenting advice with Dick's dad.

Coach hits the field
In December 2018 Coach arrived at Dick's house for a Christmas party. Arriving in his usual red attire, he jokingly asked a pregnant woman, "How you doin'?" which prompted an aggressive response from the woman's husband - who happened to be a convicted murderer. Coach left after only being there for a few minutes.

In mid 2018 Coach went on an RV trip with his wife and picked up a can of bear spray for camping. Before getting back in the car he decided to spray the can outside. Bear spray, which is an enhanced form of conventional pepper spray, caught the wind and blew the entire can's worth all over Coach's face, chest, and clothes.